getupoffyourcassbutt:

astrologypixies:

4velitta4:

lilypotterr:

• your condom breaks
• you feel a lump on your breast
• your friends are ignoring you
• you’re stranded on an island 
• you got rejected by a crush
• you get into a car accident
• you got stung by a bee/wasp
• you got fired from your job
• you’re in an earthquake
• your tattoo gets infected
• your house is on fire
• you’re lost in the woods
• you get arrested abroad
• you get robbed
• your partner cheated on you
• you’re on a ship that’s sinking
• you fall into ice
• you’re stuck in an elevator
• you hit a deer with your car
• you have food poisoning
• your pet passed away
• you fall off of a horse
• you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
• you have toxic shock syndrome
• your house has a gas leak

I feel like this could be useful in my future

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

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official-boyfriend:

im a person who wants to do lots of things trapped inside a body that wants to SLEEP at all times

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soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

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